Our Beers

Our Draft Beer

Our drafts are brewed here on premises and poured with care into specific glassware chosen by our brewmaster to best accentuate the aromas and flavors, and appropriate to the style. A proper head on all beer is imperative to release aromatics and protect flavor. Allow for 1-3″ of perfect foam, depending on style. ABV: Alcohol by volume IBU: International Bitterness Units (Indicates hop bitterness)

  • Bend Both Knees
    6.4% ABV 57 IBU $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

    "The secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle. You must learn its discipline. For no one — no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. … [points to sword] This you can trust.” A classic American pale ale brewed for the turning of the seasons.

  • Thicc Bois
    7% ABV 81 IBU $6 Snifter / 5oz pour $3

    Double dry hopped lactose IPA. A FULL bodied massively dry hopped and appropriately bitter IPA brewed and inspired by the thiccest of the Thicc Bois. Dry hopped with 100% experimental hops from the Yakima Valley.

  • Savage Flow
    5% ABV 35 IBU $5 Stein/ 5oz pour $2

    A crushable lager inspired by the fresh style of MN hockey hair. This beer flows savagely thanks to hand-selected Tettnanger hops and a whisper of flaked corn.

  • Von Munshtür
    4.8% ABV 68 IBU $5 Stein / 5oz pour $2

    Aroma is a grainy malt character mixed with floral, lemongrass, and herbal notes from the hops. This pilsner is refreshingly light on the palate with a bitter punch that lingers. Dry, crisp finish.

  • Necron 99
    7.3% ABV 61 IBU $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

    An interplanetary IPA

  • LazerSnake
    7% ABV 55 IBU $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

    LazerSnake is a good old-fashioned Indiana Pale Ale. Special Bavarian hops and Indiana malt give LazerSnake its smooth non-filtered appeal to all craft beer and macro enthusiasts.

  • Yum Yum
    5.5% ABV 63 IBU $5 Imperial Pint/ 5oz pour $2

    Welcome to flavor country. This Pale Ale has just the right malt backbone to support an explosive juicy hop profile. Derived from a new blend of proprietary hops. We hope you’ll enjoy it. Cheers!

  • Space Station Middle Finger
    6% ABV 50 IBU $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

      From the dawn of time, humans have looked to the sky for answers. Space Station Middle Finger replies to all from its eternal orbit. Behold and enjoy Space Station Middle Finger, a bright golden American Pale Ale.

  • Moloko
    8% ABV 30 IBU $5 Snifter/5oz pour $3

    This delicious Milk Stout is brewed with a portion of golden naked oats and lactose milk sugar to give it a rounded and full-bodied mouth feel, deep-roasted and slightly sweet maltiness.

  • Broo Doo
    7% ABV 80 IBU $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

    This beer is brewed during the hop harvest with a portion of unkilned or “wet” hops fresh off the vine. Apricot in color, Broo Doo’s nose has dominant orange, pine sap and floral notes, balanced by a glazed nut and toffee malt body. This celebration of the hop harvest has intense tropical fruit, citrus and spicy accents that showcase the complexity of the hops we all love.

  • Alpha Klaus
    38 IBU 6% ABV $5 Snifter/ 5oz pour $3

    Alpha King's festive cousin. A big American Xmas Porter brewed with English chocolate malt, Mexican sugar and, of course, tons of strange American hops.

  • Zombie Dust
    50 IBU 6.2% ABV $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

    This intensely hopped and gushing undead Pale Ale will be one's only respite after the zombie apocalypse. Created with our marvelous friends in the comic industry.

  • Robert the Bruce
    24 IBU 6.5% ABV $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

    A full-bodied Scottish-style Ale with a well-rounded malty profile and roasted biscuit-like notes.

  • Gumballhead
    35 IBU 5.6% ABV $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

    An American wheat beer with a refreshing, crisp citrus finish. This delicious session beer is brewed with boatloads of Amarillo hops.

  • Alpha King
    68 IBU 6.66% ABV $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

    A bold yet balanced American Pale Ale with slight caramel sweetness and aggressive citrus hoppiness. This is our flagship beer.

Guest Drafts
  • Left Hand Wheels Gose ‘Round
    4.4% ABV $6 Tulip

    Lemon peel/raspberry Gose

  • Revolution Eugene
    6.8% ABV $6 Imperial Pint

    A striking, robust porter full of warmth and chocolate malt. Eugene is a robust porter named after Eugene V. Debs, an American union leader and activist who led the Pullman Railroad strike in 1894. An assortment of Belgian specialty malts form a complex structure of toasted grain and caramel flavors. Dark chocolate malt makes this porter black as night and infuses it with its distinct intense, chocolate essence.

  • Off Square Brewing Bold Betty
    6.1% ABV $5 Snifter

    We split our original batch of Angry Betty oatmeal stout and added 10 gallons of Dagger Mountain Limestone Espresso Blend.

  • Sixpoint Lil' Raspy
    4.5% ABV $6 Tulip

    Lil’ Raspy is a little sensitive. He’s low ABV, got a soft, white, fluffy cap and the raspberry puree he’s brewed with gives him a pinkish hue. And that makes people think he isn’t tough. But he’s a prickly sucker… definitely one of the most sour beers the Mad Scientists have released in recent memory.

  • 18th Street Deal With the Devil
    8.5% ABV $5 Snifter

    Brewed as a salute to our brothers at Spiteful Brewing, Deal With the Devil is a beer that comes with a price: our souls. After securing a box of foolproof, sought after hops, we came up with a juicy pale ale that’s low in bitterness and huge in tropical flavors. This beer is unfiltered. Sediment may form.