Our Beers

Our Draft Beer

Our drafts are brewed here on premises and poured with care into specific glassware chosen by our brewmaster to best accentuate the aromas and flavors, and appropriate to the style. A proper head on all beer is imperative to release aromatics and protect flavor. Allow for 1-3″ of perfect foam, depending on style. ABV: Alcohol by volume IBU: International Bitterness Units (Indicates hop bitterness)

  • Thicc Bois
    7% ABV 81 IBU $6 Snifter / 5oz pour $3

    Double dry hopped lactose IPA. A FULL bodied massively dry hopped and appropriately bitter IPA brewed and inspired by the thiccest of the Thicc Bois. Dry hopped with 100% experimental hops from the Yakima Valley.

  • P.Naught
    5.8% ABV 58 IBU $5 Stein / 5oz pour $2

    Easy-drinking cousin of Dread and Alpha Naught. This lager is brewed with the finest experimental hops from Alsace, France.  

  • The Crimson Mask
    5.9% ABV 59 IBU $5 Stein / 5oz pour $2

    The bloody result from an epic cage match when combatants rub each other’s faces in the fencing around the squared circle. This dry-hopped Vienna lager brewed with specialty malts from Germany and hops from France and Slovenia will help ease the pain. It’s a deep amber lager with an assertive noble hop character.

  • Necron 99
    7.3% ABV 61 IBU $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

    An interplanetary IPA

  • $600 Lizard Shoes
    6.9% ABV 74 IBU $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

    This IPA all about Stylin' and Profilin'. We're talking about the Rolex wearin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin', limousine ridin', jet flyin' son of a gun. "You've got to make the assault on life itself! WOOOOO!"

  • LazerSnake
    7% ABV 55 IBU $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

    LazerSnake is a good old-fashioned Indiana Pale Ale. Special Bavarian hops and Indiana malt give LazerSnake its smooth non-filtered appeal to all craft beer and macro enthusiasts.

  • Amber Smashed Face
    7.6% ABV $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

    An aggressively hopped American Amber Ale sure to crush your skull and liquefy your brain

  • Man Splits
    9% ABV $6 Tulip / 5oz pour $3

    In an age of so few heroes there is one that always delivers, as will this liquid homage to him. Wham, bam, thank you Van Damme. Belgian Strong Ale

  • Yum Yum
    5.5% ABV 63 IBU $5 Imperial Pint

    Welcome to flavor country. This Pale Ale has just the right malt backbone to support an explosive juicy hop profile. Derived from a new blend of proprietary hops. We hope you’ll enjoy it. Cheers!

  • Space Station Middle Finger
    6% ABV 50 IBU $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

      From the dawn of time, humans have looked to the sky for answers. Space Station Middle Finger replies to all from its eternal orbit. Behold and enjoy Space Station Middle Finger, a bright golden American Pale Ale.

  • Drunk Monk
    5.5% ABV 18 IBU $6 Weiss Glass / 5oz pour $2

    A traditional Bavarian-style hefe weizen with banana and clove notes.

  • Backmasking
    32 IBU 8% ABV $5 Snifter / 5oz pour $3

    noun – A recording technique in which a sound or message is recorded backward onto a track that is meant to be played forward. An oatmeal stout.

  • Rabbid Rabbit
    7.4% ABV 25 IBU $6 Tulip / 5oz pour $3

    This Franco-Belgian style Farmhouse Ale has an effervescent body and a light straw color. Rabbid Rabbit, with its light malt body augmented by spices, is a complex and frothy beverage with a deceptively high alcohol content.

  • Live a Rich Life
    9.5% ABV 100 IBU $6 Tulip / 5oz pour $3

    This intense Belgian-style double IPA has an amazing amount of hops. This beer was brewed in loving memory of a former employee, Rich Sheppard, who passed away on 4.11.11. Try this beer and enjoy a Rich life.

  • Zombie Dust
    50 IBU 6.2% ABV $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

    This intensely hopped and gushing undead Pale Ale will be one's only respite after the zombie apocalypse. Created with our marvelous friends in the comic industry.

  • Dreadnaught IPA
    100 IBU 9.5% ABV $5 Snifter / 5oz pour $3

    An Imperial India Pale Ale with an intense citrus hop aroma, a huge malt body and a crisp finish.

  • Robert the Bruce
    24 IBU 6.5% ABV $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

    A full-bodied Scottish-style Ale with a well-rounded malty profile and roasted biscuit-like notes.

  • Gumballhead
    35 IBU 5.6% ABV $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

    An American wheat beer with a refreshing, crisp citrus finish. This delicious session beer is brewed with boatloads of Amarillo hops.

  • Pride & Joy
    42 IBU 5% ABV $5 Imperial Pint

    A smooth, medium-bodied session beer with bright citrus hop aroma and finish. Our interpretation of an American Mild Ale.

  • Alpha King
    68 IBU 6.66% ABV $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

    A bold yet balanced American Pale Ale with slight caramel sweetness and aggressive citrus hoppiness. This is our flagship beer.