Our Beers

Our Draft Beer

Our drafts are brewed here on premises and poured with care into specific glassware chosen by our brewmaster to best accentuate the aromas and flavors, and appropriate to the style. A proper head on all beer is imperative to release aromatics and protect flavor. Allow for 1-3″ of perfect foam, depending on style. ABV: Alcohol by volume IBU: International Bitterness Units (Indicates hop bitterness)

  • SadoMagicAle
    6.66% ABV 33 IBU $6 19.2oz can

    Alchemic knowledge yields pleasure in both sweet and tart malt-derived flavors while dry hops add lemon and pineapple aroma in this amber-hued ale.

  • Region X
    6% ABV 26 IBU $5 Stein / 5oz pour $2

    A smooth and crisp German-style lager. Lightly hopped with traditional noble hops and brewed slightly stronger than other light-colored lagers to help us get through the cool spring nights around The Region.

  • Kinder Gott Yeager
    5.7% ABV 61 IBU $5 Stein/5oz pour $2

    German-Style Super Lager. Clean and traditional lager yeast dominates the aroma with some spicy, herbal and floral notes. Malty sweetness upfront with a strong, lasting bitterness and a dry finish.

  • WarPigs Salmon Pants
    5.3% ABV 60 IBU $6 Stein

    A hoppy lager bursting with citrus, melon and grape notes. A light body and dry finish. Created by 3 Floyds + Mikkeller at WarPigs Brewpub Copenhagen and brewed stateside by WarPigs Brewing USA.

  • Von Munsthür
    4.8% ABV 68 IBU $5 Stein / 5oz pour $2

    Aroma is a grainy malt character mixed with floral, lemongrass and herbal notes from the hops. This pilsner is refreshingly light on the palate with a bitter punch that lingers. Dry, crisp finish.

  • The 25 Million Dollar Man
    6.5% ABV 70 IBU $6 Imperial Pint/5oz pour $3

    During a routine maintenance mission to The Space Station Middle Finger, astronaut Michael San Antonio sustains critical injuries while in his umbilical spacesuit. After an asteroid shower, he miraculously makes it back to his spaceship and returns to Earth. San Antonio, handsome and athletic, undergoes a highly secretive surgery where his damaged body parts are replaced with robotic ones. Upon recovery, his robotic parts give him superhuman strength and speed. These powers don’t go unnoticed by the clandestine philanthropic group The Order of the Black Phoenix. He is quickly recruited by The Order to battle evil for the good of mankind. This hazy, superfruity IPA was brewed in his honor.

  • Necron 99
    7.3% ABV 61 IBU $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

    An interplanetary IPA

  • LazerSnake
    7% ABV 55 IBU $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

    LazerSnake is a good old-fashioned Indiana Pale Ale. Special Bavarian hops and Indiana malt give LazerSnake its smooth non-filtered appeal to all craft beer and macro enthusiasts.

  • Wigsplitter
    7.7% ABV 54 IBU $5 Snifter / 5oz pour $3

    Big Wig, No Wig or Comb Over. Wigsplitter is an oatmeal stout brewed with freshly ground espresso. It's for those of us who like a little beer with their coffee or a little bit of coffee with their beer. *Contains Lactose Sugar*

  • Yum Yum
    5.5% ABV 63 IBU $5 Imperial Pint/ 5oz pour $2

    Welcome to flavor country. This Pale Ale has just the right malt backbone to support an explosive juicy hop profile. Derived from a new blend of proprietary hops. We hope you’ll enjoy it. Cheers!

  • Space Station Middle Finger
    6% ABV 50 IBU $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

      From the dawn of time, humans have looked to the sky for answers. Space Station Middle Finger replies to all from its eternal orbit. Behold and enjoy Space Station Middle Finger, a bright golden American Pale Ale.

  • Deesko
    6.5% ABV 4 IBU $6 Tulip / 5 oz. pour $3

    A tart, refreshing Munster-style Berliner Weiss. Add a flavored $2 - spiced apple, blueberry mint, strawberry basil  

  • Gorch Fock
    5% ABV 25 IBU $5 Stein / 5oz pour $2

    A light-golden-colored Franconian-style Helles Lager. With a slightly sweet malt body, a noble hop profile and a crisp finish, this beer is as traditional as we’ll ever get.

  • Apocalypse Cow
    8.6 ABV 100 IBU $5 Snifter/ 5oz pour $3

    This complex double India Pale Ale has an intense citrus and floral hop aroma balanced by a velvety malt body augmented with lactose milk sugar. With this different take on an IPA we have brewed an ale that is both pleasing to drink and once again “not normal.”

  • Zombie Dust
    50 IBU 6.2% ABV $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

    This intensely hopped and gushing undead Pale Ale will be one's only respite after the zombie apocalypse. Created with our marvelous friends in the comic industry.

  • Robert the Bruce
    24 IBU 6.5% ABV $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

    A full-bodied Scottish-style Ale with a well-rounded malty profile and roasted biscuit-like notes.

  • Gumballhead
    35 IBU 5.6% ABV $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

    An American wheat ale brewed with white wheat and dry hopped with hand-selected hops from the Yakima Valley. Bright and refreshing with a lemony finish.

  • Alpha King
    68 IBU 6.66% ABV $5 Imperial Pint / 5oz pour $2

    A bold yet balanced American Pale Ale with slight caramel sweetness and aggressive citrus hoppiness. This is our flagship beer.

Guest Drafts
  • Blake's El Chapo
    9.0% ABV $6 Tulip

    We are excited to announce a our new hard cider, El Chapo. This is a product that is quite a bit different for us and is one of our new barrel aged ciders. El Chapo starts out as our El Chavo hard cider and we age it in Tequila barrels. El Chapo (literally translating to “shorty”) is a 9% alcohol hard cider.

  • Against the Grain/Aviary/Fountainhead-There Gose the Neighborhood
    4.5% ABV $6 Tulip

    A Collaboration with Fountainhead and the Aviary. There Gose the Neighborhood" is our take on the classic style Gose, which is a salted and sour wheat beer. Brewed with roasted red pepper, cilantro, calamansi limes, and fermented out with brettanomyces its a unique mix of flavors that blend together for a unique cocktailesque and culinary inspired experience. Its spicy and sour and, honestly unlike anything you’ll ever try!

  • Burn ’Em Duke Silver
    7% ABV $5 Half Pint

    Jazzy, Rich and Robust Porter