And they like it… I think. A for effort guys.
Hello, I’m Vienna Schwarzencow, the bovine BGH muscle machine from Austria. I love all those BGH horomones and pumped up steroids we get to increase our milk and cheese production for the masses. Since I am extreme, I need for my beer to be extreme and out of the ordinary. I reach for FFF’s, you know, since they are not normal, just like a cow that types a message onto a beer blog or a cow that can pump out 40% more milk than nature intended.
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In my house, Three Floyds beers are often referred to as the Cindy Crawford’s mole of the refrigerator because they’re always lurking there on the bottom shelf and turning me on in a weird way that I shouldn’t share with strangers on the internet.
Enjoy at your own risk.